ok so this morning I was extremely hungry for so reason...I normally don't eat a large breakfast if any at all. But this morning I decided to make myself an egg sandwich on a bagel. They have these new bagels that are called bagel thins. They are a new diet gimick...buy these bagel thins that are half the size of a normal bagel and taste like cardboard. But me being female and constantly feeling like 10 pounds of shit in a five pound bag has convinced myself that they taste good. Anyway I fry the egg and toast the bagel which by the way over toasts because it is too thin. I add salt and pepper to the egg and place it on the bagel. I am thinking to my self omg it looks so yummy and at the same time dammit I just gave up lunch for a thin too toasted bagel....SHIT!! Because I try to reason with myself that I can east this if I don't eat lunch and I won't gain a pound. Not to mention I get on the scale fifty times a day just to make myself sick at the number that I see. Now my cousin would tell me to shut the f up...but it is a disease man. or a phobia of weight gain brought on by society...lol sounds good but really it
s just me being me(ie not normal)
Anyway my egg sandwich on a not so good over toasted thin bagel is calling my name....I decide to kill to birds with one stone and check facebook while I eat my breakfast. I lean over and open my mouth to take my first bite. I sink my teeth into the bagel so exited to eat....tummy growling and all. What happens next I couldn't have made up if I wanted to. The yolk from the egg shoots through the hole in the middle of the bagel and directly shoots up my right nostril....burning the inside of my nose....Really ouch....a sad indication of how the rest of my day will go....