OUCH...I think I broke my toe.....

Well....well...well.... here we go again...

So my Saturday was spent rushing from one sporting event to another for my kids....(9:30 softball 10:30 soccer 12:30 soccer and then 2:30 T ball....)It started out at 9:30 in the morning with a softball game for my 9 year old daughter that I am the assistant coach for. There are about 15 girls on the team and we had our first game on Saturday...I was surprised that the girls actually paid attention at the prior practices and looked like they knew what they were doing. It's always a crap shoot because I can never really tell if they are paying attention or just staring blankly at me secretly wishing that I would shut up....

It is so funny to try and teach a little girl how to hold a bat properly.....you try put them in the proper position and they instantly become stiff as a board and you can not bend them into a type of position....they swing at pretty much every pitch even if it is ten feet over their head or rolling on the ground it is too funny....

Speaking of funny my son had his first t ball game on Saturday also. These kids are hysterical!!! It was so funny because the kids would hit the ball off of the t and run to base if they actually could figure out where the base was...and then those same kids that were on base would also try and play the infield when the next ball was hit and they would get off of base and try to field the ball and it would end up as a giant pig pile on the mound...

After a long day of games I went out for a few drinks as they were very much needed at that point....and everything was going well UNTIL......DA DA DUH!!!

I decided to do yard work on Sunday...I was planting flowers in my flip flops....as I was finishing up the walkway and was walking back up the front stairs I stubbed my baby toe...OMG!!!! the worst pain ever...and my mom is yelling at me because I am swearing....telling me not to say those words as they are not very lady like....really mom I love you and all but SHUT UP I am in pain!!! My toe instantly became purple and is now broken...I never realized how essential your baby toe is for walking...I just thought in my case that it was part of my Fred Flintstone feet....the short little stub at the end of the other four short little stubs...well guess what I was wrong... My toe hurts so friggin bad I don't know how I am going to put a sneaker on for work tonight....it is purple and swollen so now it actually looks like I have a sausage at the end of my foot. I asked my husband to get me an ice pack to put on it. Because as you know he has been home with a broken leg and I have been gently putting ice on his leg and wrapping it nicely with an ace bandage careful not hurt him...he comes outside with the ice pack and proceeds to jam it in between my toes...OMG OUCH WTF!!!! Then laughs and says o sorry I didn't know that would hurt...ok Sherlock you're right why would it hurt when you slam ice between my toes shifting my baby toe that is already broken into another ungodly position...ummm thanks for the ice???

Needless to say I iced my toe only to bang it later on that night when I was hobbling along....REALLY???? it's an effing toe, I couldn't have broken something more essential that I would at least generate some sympathy for....LOL Although on second thought do I really want Attilla the Hun taking care of me if that happen....ha ha ha Here's your Ice JAM JAM JAM.....and my friends are so reassuring saying well I broke my toe and it took forever to heal....I mean FOREVER to heal....ok I get it shut up....anyway it is what it is...my poor little baby toe...

Peace...love and Toes.....